Ideas for Foolish Fashion Show

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IDEAS FOR FOOLISH FASHION SHOW PINSTRIPED DRESS Large safety pins pinned on in rows over whole dress HOUSE COAT enormous overcoat with windows and doors applied, chimney for hat ST. KNICKERS knicker length Santa suit CUMMERBUND waist sash covered with rolls or brown and serve buns BLAZER flames applied over whole red outfit MINI SKIRTS two persons with many skirts, layer from longest to shortest CARD-IGAN playing card sandwich board outfit, comes on stage often at the wrong time, keeps being pulled back out of sight, finally MC says, "here comes that card-again" BUTTON-DOWN SHIRT extra long tails of very stretchy fabric button-downed to ankles with huge buttons RUGBY SHIRT throw rugs with appliquéd capital B, described by MC in words all beginning with B LACE DRESS tied up front, sides, and back as if with shoelaces SACK DRESS flour sack fabric and imprint CORDS all parts wrapped in electric cords, could be battery wired for light, or have lightening bolts emanating BELL-BOTTOM PANTS bells attached to bottom of jodfer length flared pants REIGN COAT royal robes and crown T-SHIRT brown shirt entirely covered with sewn on Lipton Tea bags TANK TOP toy army tank on top of head for hat SLICKER covered with lollipops and ice-cream cones SNOW SUIT snowman costume HALTER TOP alias BRIDE GOWN wear a horses' halter and bridle SCOOP NECK DRESS variety of ice-cream scoops attached around neck C THROUGH BLOUSE transparent blouse with under blouse appliquéd in capital C's TURTLE NECK SWEATER person wrapped and padded to be a perfect cylinder, robed neck to toes in a rib-knit length of fabric to be one giant long neck DOUBLE-BREASTED SUIT large bras attached and stuffed both front and back TWO PEACE SUIT two panels of cloth with various peace symbols attached FOOTWEAR - SLIPPERS banana peels PUMPS air pumps TENNIS SHOES large number 10 and word IS on feet, carrying tennis equipment or wearing tennis rackets as snowshoes LOAFERS bread loaf pans strategically placed on feet and over other parts of body YOKE DRESS appliquéd to look like egg yolks - sunny side up RAGLAN SLEEVED DRESS old rags attached FOOTBALL JERSEY person padded and masked to football shape to appear as though a football is wearing the # shirt PAINTER PANTS covered with huge splotches of paint JACK-ETTES all outfits form chorus line with dance step and kick. MC turns to reveal his identity printed on the back of his jacket "JACK" or dancers choreograph a game of jacks with actual giant playing pieces or rhythm tapped out by elevating an automobile jack

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