IDEAS FOR FOOLISH FASHION SHOW

PINSTRIPED DRESS
Large safety pins pinned on in rows over whole dress
HOUSE COAT
enormous overcoat with windows and doors applied, chimney for hat
ST. KNICKERS
knicker length Santa suit
CUMMERBUND
waist sash covered with rolls or brown and serve buns
BLAZER
flames applied over whole red outfit
MINI SKIRTS
two persons with many skirts, layer from longest to shortest
CARD-IGAN
playing card sandwich board outfit, comes on stage often at the wrong time, keeps being pulled back out of sight, finally MC says, "here comes that card-again"
BUTTON-DOWN SHIRT
extra long tails of very stretchy fabric button-downed to ankles with huge buttons
RUGBY SHIRT
throw rugs with appliquéd capital B, described by MC in words all beginning with B
LACE DRESS
tied up front, sides, and back as if with shoelaces
SACK DRESS
flour sack fabric and imprint
CORDS
all parts wrapped in electric cords, could be battery wired for light, or have lightening bolts emanating
BELL-BOTTOM PANTS
bells attached to bottom of jodfer length flared pants
REIGN COAT
royal robes and crown
T-SHIRT
brown shirt entirely covered with sewn on Lipton Tea bags
TANK TOP
toy army tank on top of head for hat
SLICKER
covered with lollipops and ice-cream cones
SNOW SUIT
snowman costume
HALTER TOP alias BRIDE GOWN
wear a horses' halter and bridle
SCOOP NECK DRESS
variety of ice-cream scoops attached around neck
C THROUGH BLOUSE
transparent blouse with under blouse appliquéd in capital C's
TURTLE NECK SWEATER
person wrapped and padded to be a perfect cylinder, robed neck to toes in a rib-knit length of fabric to be one giant long neck
DOUBLE-BREASTED SUIT
large bras attached and stuffed both front and back
TWO PEACE SUIT
two panels of cloth with various peace symbols attached
FOOTWEAR - SLIPPERS
banana peels
PUMPS
air pumps
TENNIS SHOES
large number 10 and word IS on feet, carrying tennis equipment or wearing tennis rackets as snowshoes
LOAFERS
bread loaf pans strategically placed on feet and over other parts of body
YOKE DRESS
appliquéd to look like egg yolks - sunny side up
RAGLAN SLEEVED DRESS
old rags attached
FOOTBALL JERSEY
person padded and masked to football shape to appear as though a football is wearing the # shirt
PAINTER PANTS
covered with huge splotches of paint
JACK-ETTES
all outfits form chorus line with dance step and kick. MC turns to reveal his identity printed on the back of his jacket "JACK"
or dancers choreograph a game of jacks with actual giant playing pieces
or rhythm tapped out by elevating an automobile jack